April 1, 2022 - Good Morning! It's Friday, April 1.
Be on your guard today! There are people that look forward to the 1st of April like the rest of us look forward to Christmas. They're out there. They're lurking. They're waiting for that moment to jump out and yell "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
In honor of this day that honors all sorts of silliness, I give you some silly Bulletin Bloopers. These are actual notices that ran in actual church newsletters. Sometimes you just gotta laugh!
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church.
- Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
- A worm welcome to all our guests today.
- Applications are now being accepted for 2-year-old nursery workers.
- *Volunteers are needed! A sign-up sheep is in the church office.
- For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- The Weight Watchers group meets Thursdays at 7pm. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
- Thank you to Ron Johnson who donated the new loudspeaker system, in memory of his wife.
Proverbs 17:22 - A merry heart is good medicine.
No foolin' !
Meet you back here tomorrow,
Bro. David
dmathis@fbccenter.org
