David's Daily Devotion for July 20

July 20, 2022 - Good Morning! It's Wednesday, July 20.

Church jokes aren't exactly the highest form of humor - maybe just a rung or two above Dad jokes. But here's some "funnies" for you this morning - 'cause sometimes you just gotta laugh!

If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep in church, and laid them end to end - they'd all be a lot more comfortable.

Why do movie makers record laser gun sounds in churches? Because they go "pew, pew, pew!"

Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head.

Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.

I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one they stay home from?

What type of lights did Noah have on the ark? Floodlights.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years? Church.

Psalm 126:2 - Then our mouths were filled with laughter, and our tongues with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, "The Lord has done great things!"

Meet you back here tomorrow,
Bro. David
dmathis@fbccenter.org

PS - Got a good church joke? Email it to me!